Tim Cavanaugh | December 7, 2004
Ronald Bailey is skeptical about gullibility.
Help Reason celebrate its next 40 years. Donate Now!
Try Reason's award-winning print edition today! Your first issue is FREE if you are not completely satisfied.
No, you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can
still fool enough of them to run a large country.
(Paraphrased from Will Durant)
I just read a poll where almost 80% of the US population believe
God knocked up some Jewish chick about 2000 years ago, but left her
cherry intact.
Don't get too excited, Ron.
Henry:
After discussing genetics with
SWMBO, it occured to me that the whole Immaculate Conception
thing would be a lot more plausable if Jesus was a woman. Where the
hell did the Y chromosome come from?
It's my bet that with the growth and elaboration of media
outlets, it's getting harder and harder to fool people for
long.
mr bailey makes the charitable error of assuming that more
information means a more skeptical public. this would be, i think,
an outgrowth of the notion that people are rational disseminators
of information.
all evidence to the contrary, mr bailey. extremely well informed
people are still only hairless apes with reptilian brain stems
making most of their decisions for them. popular delusion remains
the basis of democratic government in the age of mass politics.
michael ledeen studies d'annunzio for a reason.
and i would note similarly the
matt welch makes an associated error (imo): that the
proliferation of media outlets constitutes a proliferation of real
information consumption.
this is akin to saying that the proliferation of christian cults in
the 20th century means that christian doctrine is better
understood. clearly, imo, not so: there has been instead a
proliferation of confusion, opinion masquerading as fact and
outright disinformation such that no one knows anything -- even
when they are certain they know something -- because truth and
near-truth cannot be separated from rumor and falsehood. error and
rumor are easily propogated convincingly on the internet. most
people (being only animals) cannot critically evaluate what they're
consuming; awash in data of varying quality, they assemble their
own 'reality' to suit their inclination. the overwhelming tide of
choice thus yields a haze of primitive mysticism similar to what
the late romans fielded.
i think we are seeing in the blogosphere the beginnings of a
paradox in which the death of informational gatekeepers --
ostensibly laudable to a individualist society -- reveals the
animal character of the human being far more than the rational.
we're likely to learn, imo, that institutional information was,
though imperfect and even sometimes disastrous, at least usually
trustworthy and ultimately preferable to the mystical fog of
uncontrolled information.
I just read a poll where almost 80% of the US population
believe God knocked up some Jewish chick about 2000 years ago, but
left her cherry intact
Um, once you've actually accepted the existance of god(s), does it
really require that much extra credulity to believe in virgin
births?
Impregnating a woman who had never had sex with a man is easily
within the reach of modern medicine; presumably it'd be a cinch for
an omnipotent being.
"He was a real person. Jesus, but he wasn't like God, and we
don't believe he is God." Slowly, Ozzie was explaining Rabbi
Binder's position to Itzie, who had been absent from Hebrew School
the previous afternoon.
"The Catholics," Itzie said helpfully, "they believe in Jesus
Christ, that he's God." Itzie Lieberman used "the Catholics" in its
broadest sense--to include the Protestants.
Ozzie received Itzie's remark with a tiny head bob, as though it
were a footnote, and went on. "His mother was Mary, and his father
probably was Joseph," Ozzie said. "But the New Testament says his
real father was God. "
"His real father?"
"Yeah," Ozzie said, "that's the big thing, his father's supposed to
be God."
"Bull."
"That's what Rabbi Binder says, that it's impossible--"
"Sure it's impossible. That stuff's all bull. To have a baby you
gotta get laid," Itzie theologized. "Mary hadda get laid."
"That's what Binder says: 'The only way a woman can have a baby is
to have intercourse with a man.'"
"He said that, Ozz?" For a moment it appeared that Itzie had put
the theological question aside. "He said that, intercourse?" A
little curled smile shaped itself in the lower half of Itzie's face
like a pink mustache. "What you guys do, Ozz, you laugh or
something?"
"I raised my hand."
"Yeah? Whatja say?"
"That's when I asked the question."
Itzie's face lit up. "Whatja ask about--intercourse?"
"No, I asked the question about God, how if He could create the
heaven and earth in six days, and make all the animals and the fish
and the light in six days--the light especially, that's what always
gets me, that He could make the light. Making fish and animals,
that's pretty good--"
"That's damn good." Itzie's appreciation was honest but
unimaginative: it was as though God had just pitched a
one-hitter.
"But making light. . . I mean when you think about it, it's really
something." Ozzie said. "Anyway, I asked Binder if He could make
all that in six days, and He could pick the six days he wanted
right out of nowhere, why couldn't He let a woman have a baby
without having intercourse."
"You said intercourse, Ozz, to Binder?"
"Yeah."
"Right in class?"
"Yeah."
Itzie smacked the side of his head.
"I mean, no kidding around, " Ozzie said, '"that'd really be
nothing. After all that other stuff, that'd practically be
nothing."
-----------
-- from "The Conversion of the Jews" by Philip Roth
http://www.fredonia.edu/west/pdffiles/roth.pdf
(I always loved the use of the word "theologized" here.)
"Um, once you've actually accepted the existance of god(s), does
it really require that much extra credulity to believe in virgin
births?"
Anti-semite.
Site comments/questions:
Media Inquiries and Reprint Permissions:
(310) 367-6109
Editorial & Production Offices:
3415 S. Sepulveda Blvd.
Suite 400
Los Angeles, CA 90034
(310) 391-2245