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Tim Cavanaugh | November 5, 2004

Charles Paul Freund puts on his gloves.

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|11.5.04 @ 5:59PM|#

Now there's a lady who's always prepared.

I'm Making The Whole Fucking T|11.5.04 @ 10:34PM|#

Yes. Slow speaking, try the gud talking for spoken. Hardder to come municate why.

A the condum factory I have make the condums. and the line of I work is asembly

To I work line that is make the "Super Size" the condums great size, big, big, size. Whate I will seen could have amaze you everyong.

So three weks ago, on "Super Size" line nearby my work on place, so near very near to thats place

And soon suddently like big POW or too BANG sound. I have lookup and work friend next have condum goo cormpletly melt all to face.

He screem ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ongoing and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then runaroung bang into me, bang bang on wall and smak fall down, moove aroung laying floor where legs kick so fast!

Uhhhh. To me emoshun now is like feel some so much awfull sick thing feeling now.

I drop. Then cold blangkets nearby always they had so take when condum goo accident trouble.

Wrappt for his head under cold blangket and lap hold head for time soon manager come. He ing not happey. No So push me away - ALso! Then grab sick trouble worker for feet walk and bang push back up on asembley Say work lazy lazy bumm No pay up on money for bum floor sleep.

Now workfriend okay, but movie like Mask appeer his like face. Ooohhhh. So some like bumps but some craks and other like things.

Resting behind workplace for some time weeks for then til here.

I make sum extra "Super Size" condums to help for.

Good while he rest. Nice thing to.

I hav happey feeleng now. Good try.

Bye 4 us,

Fong

|11.6.04 @ 1:41AM|#

A cautionary tale:

"Don't get drunk on the Internet. I used to do that and type messages and get in arguments with people...I look at some of the stuff I wrote when I was doing that years ago and it's embarrassing as hell, and it's still around."

-- Jerry Pournelle, Ph.D.

|11.6.04 @ 8:55PM|#

Fong on now new name sincer after Boss Trick.

He sayed will have makeng up.

Fong Not Simpley Making Up!

For all when condum goo expodle on workfriend adn so theyn manager boss come. Maker worker worker no rest. Mask face now no new excuze.

Bosss Re-conrsider later night and take Fong, workfriend to hes comrputer to talk Reason bolg.

But boss fool n trick Fong. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

mAD and cries for but soon then cuzzin come in at Fong place have comrputer help talk tell axcident at coundum factorey.

Frum here when Fong bolg, Fong bolg for name---

Fong On Own Name Now.

Big helped for now talk tell bout condum facotorey

Bad trick boss.

Now Fong Freee.

Bye 4 it,

Fong