Tim Cavanaugh | October 23, 2004
In another thread, Jason Bourne, man of many aliases, asks, "One wonders why y'all don't have a write-up about the Duma's vote regarding Kyoto."
I'm never one to keep one waiting for one minute longer than one deems necessary, so here one goes: Russia's Duma ratified the Kyoto Protocol on Friday.
Discuss.
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Jason Bourne, man of many aliases
What are you trying to say? You don't mean... no...
"We'll toast the Duma with vodka tonight," Greenpeace
climate policy adviser Steve Sawyer said in a statement ahead of
the expected vote in favor of the pact.
Thank God for Vladimir Putin's contempt for democracy.
Rising global temperatures have been linked to extreme weather
patterns, including droughts, flooding and rising sea levels which
are seen by some as possible sparks for regional
conflicts.
Really? I'd love to see the evidence of that...
I've just come from dizziness reading UK papers about Blair
sucking up to Dubya when common sense would indicate he'd be
sucking up to Kerry. (Labour equals Democrat)
To understand now what Putin is plotting needs a PowerPoint with an
organizational chart that makes Kerry's US healthcare plan as
simple as going from A to B.
It's way past time to kick the ol' chessboard tossing pieces to the
four winds.
Michael Williams appears to have identified Putin's underlying motivation here.
Thanks Allen Glossen.
Bottom line is Putin has a hard on for Kissinger-speak.
Putin's fighting past wars about like Rummy and Cheney.
the reuters seems to have conveniently left out the concessions
Russia got for holding out. Not only will the Russians not have to
do ANYTHING to curtain emissions, but they get to TRADE emission
credits and this will be a "source of income" for Russia!
And EU countries apparently will look away from Putin's exercise of
power to deal with the Chechens, in return for Putin agreeing to
Kyoto.
China, which is the biggest polluter on Earth, won't have to do
anything about its pollution/emissions - but we all can sleep
better now that Kyoto will save us from "The Day After Tomorrow"
:-)
Relevant text provided by Reuters.
They also believe Russia, whose smokestack industries have cut
emissions by about 38 percent since the collapse of the Soviet
Union, could earn billions of dollars by selling excess
quotas for gas emissions to polluters abroad.
The best way to comply with Kyoto is to export your reduction
requirements to developing nations exempt from Kyoto reduction
requirements. Kyoto is the most awesomely applicable treaty
EVAR!
"Yooor Duuuuooooommmmaaa."
That's how that sounded outloud when I said it, post-shroom
consumption. Drrrrp... Jumble jumble, etc.
Can I join your news crew?
I can be like Sullum ...But, well, you know... sans sensible taste
and such... you know?
Of course you do.
[Back to doodling molecules.]
Heard this bit on Min Public Radio's Marketplace, maybe
Thursday, about how Kyoto is going to be an economic boom that will
propel participating economies past the old, inflexible economy of
the US. It was economic illiteracy at its finest. The argument
goes:
1) Participating countries have a more developed market for trading
carbon, and New York will never catch up with them without
government mandates.
2) Alternative energy technologies are under invested in the US
because the government hasn't made them requirements. You see, the
regulation of the economy ALLOWS participating countries to make
those investments profitably. The scope of the market for these
technologies are only really understood by good European greenies.
It is VAST I say! VAST!
Egad ...
Is the actual room where the Duma meets called the Chamber of Duma? Do they have a chapel called the Temple of Duma?
We're all in trouble if they have a physician on call. No one
can stop Doctor Duma!
Kevin
(apologies to Stan & Jack)
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