Jesse Walker | October 22, 2004
Jesse Ventura has just endorsed John Kerry. Rumor has it The Iron Sheik is backing Bush. And I've got it on good authority that part-time wrestler Andy Kaufman is alive and well and running for president under the name Michael Peroutka.
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You know, who an ex-wrestler endorses SHOULD be a joke. This
could have serious implications for how Minnesota votes, and thus
for determining the next president.
But I choose to ignore all that, and pretend I live in a better
world than I actually do.
HA! Look at the freaks! Wrestlers endorsing a president - it must
be part of a storyline on WWE.
Well, although Jesse was a wrestler, I think one of his latest
jobs was governor of Minnesota. Doesn't that give him some right to
speak about politics? Christ.
As to who Rowdy Roddy Piper would endorse, I would like to know,
too. He was in 'They Live', which was kind of a libertarian movie,
so maybe he's leaning Badnarik?
I haven't seen "They Live" yet, but I've heard good things about
it.
I have seen Rowdy Roddy Piper in the visionary drama "Hell Comes to
Frogtown," in which Piper portrays one of the last fertile men left
in America after a devastating postapocalyptic plague. He is
conscripted to travel around looking for fertile females to
impregnate, to build up the human population of the United States
again. He has to wear an armored jockstrap thingy labeled "Property
of the Provisional U.S. Govt."
This is also an important film for libertarians, raising as it does
questions about the morality of conscription for a "greater good."
And also, human-sized mutant talking frogs.
Sure, Ventura has the right to speak, but after starting with
plenty of high hopes and a Reason interview (and maybe
cover? I don't recall), I don't think many people in Minnesota were
sorry to see him leave office. A major disappointment.
Our surprise celebrity governor out here in California seems to be
doing a much better job, I'm happy to say.
I thought you were kidding, threadweakener, but I see you
weren't. Gotta check that one out.
Papaya - if not keeping promises, etc, was grounds to not speak on
politics once you were removed from them, a lot of folks would need
to stfu. That's all I'm saying'.
One wonders why y'all don't have a write-up about the Duma's vote regarding Kyoto.
Unknown to most of you nerds, throbbing masses of feminine
pulchritude here on H&R have been clamoring for an image of the
likes of me.
Not one to dissappoint, here it is.
Seriously, even many ordinary follks here in my 'hood have
overlooked my collapsed bird cage chest to compare me to Nature
Boy!
http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/wrestling/nature-boy.jpg
JB,
What can they write about Kyoto that will meet with your approval?
:-)
Why not go ahead and air/type your views on it.
Thank you for justifying my faith in you Jessee.
Organized religion is indeed a crutch for weak minded people.
This is also an important film for libertarians, raising as
it does questions about the morality of conscription for a "greater
good." And also, human-sized mutant talking frogs.
One too many "also's," threadweakener, but otherwise a standup
impression.
Until recently, the vast majority of pro wrestlers (in the
WWF/WWE, anyway) were Republican. Something about how they all
started out in pool halls and pulled themselves up by their
bootstraps and made a living for themselves by their own blood,
sweat, tears, etc.
More recently, there has been a bit of an anti-Iraq thing going on,
though.
The most shocking bit of news to me is that Tom Brokaw actually
uttered Badnarik's name on the air last night on the NBC Nightly
News. Talk about hell freezing over.
They had a story about about Nader, then he paused and said "Only
one minor party candidate is on the ballot in more states than
Nader - Libertarian presidential candidate Michael Badnarik" they
showed his picture (I couldn't see it from where I was) and went to
commercial.
Woo-hoo! 5 seconds on the evening news.
Amazingly my mom tells me that my farmer uncle "likes Badnarzdik
too". :)
I was about as shocked last week when I woke up to NPR
Morning Endition doing a story on him.
And when I checked the "Candidate
Matcher" just released by the TV station run by the local
newspaper (I figured the'd only list Bush and Kerry) I was
delighted to find that they listed all of the presidential
candidates on the Ohio Ballot.
If this kind of press started earlier, MB and Cobb might not have
been arrested at the St. Louis "debates".
Could someone please get a hold of Danny Elfman? I want to read about an entertainment star endorsing Badnarik.
Neb Okla,
Thanks for the link! I took the test and got Badnarik as my #1,
Bush and the Constitution party guy #2 and #3 (close), and Kerry a
very distant #4.
I didn't realize Badnarik was "good" - mainly from his anti-war
position :-)
The Nature Boy Ric Flair, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, and
Jon Bradshaw Layfield (of Smackdown and Fox News) have all endorsed
Bush.
Mick "Mankind" Foley is a known Kerry supporter.
The Gobbledygooker remains undecided.
People, I have some shocking news that utterly dwarfs in
importance the tawdry affair of the upcoming election.
Either the good people at the Internet Movie Data Base
(us.imdb.com) really screwed up the entry, or else...
... NOT ONLY did someone make a movie called "Hell Comes to
Frogtown" in 1987, starring Rowdy Roddy Piper (and I have seen it!
with my own eyse!)
... but...
... apparently in 2002 somebody did a REMAKE of the thing! AND TWO
SEQUELS!
If ever a movie cried out for a remake, "Hell Comes to Frogtown" is
probably not it.
I am boggled.
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