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Tim Cavanaugh | October 7, 2004

We had some laughs, we had some tears, but now it's time for goodbyes. As Martha Stewart heads to the big house, Elizabeth Koch warns her about some familiar characters.

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|10.7.04 @ 7:16PM|#

Rough stuff. But there's a point to be made. Being incarcerated is not what any decent soul would wish upon anyone else, but ...

|10.7.04 @ 8:18PM|#

Great Stuff.

|10.7.04 @ 8:19PM|#

Great Stuff.

|10.7.04 @ 10:17PM|#

So, the impression I get from this column is that Stewart deserves incarceration, not for anything "illegal," but simply for being someone who the writer sees as a rich, perhaps stuck up bitch. How idiotic.

|10.7.04 @ 10:54PM|#

When I want to ignore this sort of thing, I go to Salon. I don't need it here.

|10.8.04 @ 12:48AM|#

Used baby booties make nice shiv coozies.

It's a good thing.

|10.8.04 @ 3:56AM|#

OK, seriously... huh?

I read that whole rambling thing waiting for it to make some point and all I got was "You've got 60-odd years of bitchdom to undo. Five months probably won't cut it."?

Christ. I hope Reason sticks to commentary and reporting in the future. The fiction here sucks ass.

|10.8.04 @ 10:15AM|#

Horseshit.

|10.8.04 @ 10:29AM|#

WestPORT, you dipstick. Stewart lives in Westport, CT, not WestFORD.

The rest of the essay is just as clueless and poorly written.

|10.8.04 @ 10:54AM|#

Elizabeth Koch is who Teddy Roosevelt had in mind in his speech at the Sorbonne, yet another in the long line of "cold, timid souls who know neither victory or defeat."

Martha Stewart has added more value to society than 150,000 Elizabeth Kochs combined.

|10.8.04 @ 11:07AM|#

She had to check in at five AM. What would happen if she were fashionably late? OK, OK...

|10.8.04 @ 11:28AM|#

I'm confused. Didn't this author write a very good article six months ago about why the case against Martha was so bogus . . . and now, she's gloating because Martha goes to jail for being a bitch? I don't care if Martha isn't the nicest person in the world; her jail sentence is ridiculous, frightening, and unnecessary. Hey Elizabeth--get back to work on the MFA and stop writing crappy, inconsistent articles!

|10.8.04 @ 12:22PM|#

Don't mistake cattiness for wit.

|10.8.04 @ 12:44PM|#

What a bunch of bullshit.
In case Ms Koch is reading this: How about stepping down from your own pulpit and reflecting on yourself from the outside. You come across like that pot-bellied juror. No substance, all stupid emotion.

|10.8.04 @ 1:42PM|#

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