It's explosive! And it's good for what ails you. Hey, "Saddam" enjoys five liters a day.
Charles Paul Freund | September 30, 2004
It's explosive! And it's good for what ails you. Hey, "Saddam" enjoys five liters a day.
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|9.30.04 @ 1:38PM|#
"It gives a tonic-like flavour and this is good for man's organism"
When I saw this line, I had to reread the sentence.
|9.30.04 @ 1:54PM|#
I wonder if al Qaeda will sue.
|9.30.04 @ 2:12PM|#
This reminds me of when bikini swimsuits were named after the atoll where a nuke was tested.
I would be very happy if in 50 years the terrorist group known as Al Qaeda is largely forgotten and all that most people remember is this tea.
|9.30.04 @ 2:12PM|#
Sounds like the kind of thing I find when I leave the teapot in the sink for a few days. Yuk.
|9.30.04 @ 4:51PM|#
This isn't unprecedented. I vaguely remember hearing in my history classes something about something called "Hitler" -- which I presume was some kind of beverage -- that was really popular in German beer halls back in the 1930s. Of course, it had the benefit of a clever ad campaign that really putsched the product at consumers. I remember it featured really colorful posters, constant references to "the party" (to promote a fun-loving image) and a really distinctive logo-mark.
|9.30.04 @ 4:53PM|#
"The establishment's master al-Qaeda tea drinker calls himself "Saddam Hussein", after the former Iraqi leader, and says he downs up to five litres a day."
At last, the long-suspected connection between Saddam Hussein and al-Queda!
|9.30.04 @ 7:43PM|#
"At last, the long-suspected connection between Saddam Hussein and al-Queda!"
And he lives in Africa too... The very same continent that George W. Bush said Hussein was trying to obtain uranium from! It's all coming together now!
|9.30.04 @ 10:46PM|#
When I saw this line, I had to reread the sentence.
Heh. I actually mis-read it until you pointed it out.... It makes less sense now than what I originally THOUGHT it said.
|9.30.04 @ 10:49PM|#
This gets deeper. I remember seeing, TWENTY YEARS AGO, ads on TV for a beverage called "Al-Koolaida," or something like that. The ringleader, who strangely resembled a glass pitcher, exhibited a very destructive, violent bent -- always crashing through walls and stuff.
The signs were there!