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September 9, 2004

Michael Young sees John Kerry crawling along the edge of a razorblade.

Comments

|9.9.04 @ 7:07AM|#

Why, that was absolutely...

|9.9.04 @ 7:48AM|#

Damn. That's good.

|9.9.04 @ 8:03AM|#

ROFLMAO!

|9.9.04 @ 8:14AM|#

What a great piece! I can just see Marlon glistening in the candle light.

|9.9.04 @ 8:47AM|#

This is the best commentary I've seen anywhere on the election. Especially after today's memo fiasco.

Of course, we all get to live in Bush's dark heart for four more years.

|9.9.04 @ 9:08AM|#

...so Wet Willy for you!

|9.9.04 @ 9:10AM|#

Man that some FUNNY shit, Bro...Intense.
"Hey man, need a flare?" "No, man, I doan need no flare..."

|9.9.04 @ 9:12AM|#

Was that Occam's or Gillette's blue blade?
Seriously, as one who shared the Ho Chi Minh Trail with the gooks for a while in early 1969, my timbers have been shivvered--especially as a transplanted Ohioan.
For years I've been looking for ways to fall off the razor in order to get disablility income. Thanks for the sharp nudge.

|9.9.04 @ 10:37AM|#

Priceless. But where the part where Clinton says, "I love the smell of Big Macs in the morning. Smells like..."

|9.9.04 @ 10:50AM|#

"...quadruple bypass!"

|9.9.04 @ 11:10AM|#

Only 13 minutes. Even faster than I thought.

|9.10.04 @ 1:02AM|#

Awesome! Especially since I spent my childhood in Cuyahoga Falls . . .

MayDay72|9.10.04 @ 1:40AM|#

There's more of this sorta John Kerry/Apocalypse Now fiction over here...

http://www.mudvillegazette.com/archives/001152.html

|9.10.04 @ 5:23AM|#

To each his own, I guess. I thought it was a complete waste of electrons.

|9.10.04 @ 8:34AM|#

Good show MY! Brilliant, hilarious, creative.

|9.10.04 @ 8:48AM|#

uj

|9.10.04 @ 9:26AM|#

If I say it's safe to windsurf, Kerry, it's safe to windsurf!

|9.10.04 @ 9:34AM|#

Ugh, and I thought I found it depressing living in Akron before...

|9.10.04 @ 10:05AM|#

Cheney don't windsurf!!

|9.10.04 @ 11:16AM|#

(Chop, chop, chop, chop)

This is the end...my only friend, the end...




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