Scoring the Speakers

Julian Sanchez | July 29, 2004

Fresno Famous has been scoring the convention speakers according to the American parliamentary debate scale. My favorite so far, on Edwards:

The mother is at the kitchen table? Her kids are cold? In July? And hungry? And she works hard? I'm ready to recommend a multi-million dollar award.

"And I've heard some discussions and debates around America about where and in front of what audiences we ought to talk about race and equality and civil rights. I have an answer to that questions: Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere."

Except for the rest of this speech.