Jeff Taylor | April 13, 2004
The poor performance of the new Iraqi army has U.S. commanders mulling putting some of Saddam's former officers in the mix.
I literally cannot wait for the White House spin on this development.
But a Ba'athist infusion does make some sense in that the new army lacks leadership, which is another way of saying the men in leadership positions are not respected, or feared, by their troops.
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Literally cannot wait? Does that mean you are frantically
calling the White House trying to get an early scoop?
I think you likely can wait, and will wait. I think you meant you
(figuratively) cannot wait.
Dear Iraq:
In order to continue liberating you, we will need the help of the
evil bastards we previously liberated you from. And remember,
anyone outside their home after curfew will be shot. How come you
ungrateful pricks don't love us?
Sincerely,
America
Wow, that's historically unprecedented. Wait, who did they rebuild the Luftwaffe around? Oh.
To avoid predictability, perhaps the Reason editors can publish some articles in favor of socialized medicine and forcible euthanasia. THAT should surprise a few readers.
chthus - the literal / figurative thing has always been a pet peeve of mine. It literally dirves me up the wall.
The folks who used slave labor to build the V-2s used against
Britain also built our space program. There are quite a few things
in this country named after Werner von Braun.
When Iraqi planes attacked the USS Stark and killed a few dozen of
our sailors, Bush 41 said Saddam was our friend (because he
attacked Iran). Not long afterward, he was comparing Saddam to
Hitler (because he attacked Kuwait). Then, we didn't get rid of
Saddam for fear of his being replaced by someone worse (than
Hitler?).
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
A foolish inconsistency is worse, particularly when demonstrated by those with the power to make life-and-death decisions.
I suppose the question is, how Baathist were they? In a one party totalitarian state, party membership is pretty much mandatory if you want to have a career.
Jennifer,
Too bad Emerson didn't tell us how to recognize wise consistency.
I'm still trying to figure out why the Democrats didn't use the
Noriega issue in Clinton's campaign against Bush 41. Let's see, he
was head of the CIA when Noriega was supposedly involved in drug
dealing. Either he didn't know what was going on with a major part
of the CIA payroll, in which case he could be considered
incompetent; or he didn't care, in which case why did he suddenly
feel the need to kill lots of innocent Panamanians to get
Noriega?
Kent, "Bill Clinton attacked President Bush's liberation of
Panama." Footage of smiling Panamanian chilren. "Call Bill Clinton
and ask him why he hates America's servicemen."
Did you really have to ask?
Jeff
I have a picture in a book about German police formations which
shows a Waffen SS (the military wing of the Nazi party) military
policeman. His uniform is stripped of all but rank insignia. He is
carrying an MP44 assault rifle and several grenades. He is employed
by the Allied occupation.
I literally cannot wait to find out how Truman spun this.
Speaking of foolish consistency, consider this: this current
Islamic terrorism problem can in many ways be traced back to our
Cold War policies: if you call yourself anti-Communist we'll be
your friend, regardless of how monstrous you are! Thus we cozied up
to the Shah, armed Bin Laden, et cetera.
Now we're doing the same damn thing, only we befriend monsters in
the name of fighting Islamic fascism rather than Godless Communism.
Fifty years from now, what poisonous plants will grow up from the
seeds we're now sowing?
Jennifer, try to keep up. The poisonous plant we seeded in the
fight against militant Islamism is...Saddam Hussein's
mullah-blasting Iraq.
Don't worry, there is no possibility that this could bite us in the
ass.
joe,
Good point.
Jennifer,
Jonathan Kwitny wrote a book about twenty years ago called "Endless
Enemies" about that very issue. One of the examples he used of why
to NOT get involved in the affairs of others was the Nigerian Civil
War. Lots of people were saying we needed to support the Ibu
because the Nigerian government had Soviet backing. We showed rare
restraint and let events take their course. It was a pretty nasty
war, but who can doubt that it would have been prolonged and even
bloodier if we had chosen sides? The Ibu ended up getting a lot of
what they were fighting for and the Nigerian government kicked the
Soviets out after the war. Relations are now so good that Nigerians
I have never met are continually wanting to put millions of dollars
in my bank account.
What could possibly go wrong when we befriend and support warlords in Central Asia and a Pakistani dictator?
Good point, we never worked with former Nazis or others we
defeated in any way. We just killed them all and that was
that.
Not content to criticize what the adminstration is doing at
present, Jeff Taylor is now into pre-criticism, predicting not only
what they may do is wrong, but that they'll try to cover it up in a
PR offensive. Me personally, I can't wait for Taylor's next article
on Iraq where once again he screws it up and sides against freedom
and democracy.
Tire-
If they do screw up and cover it up with PR, will you admit you
were wrong?
That's funny, Tire. I've spent the better part of two years
being called "pro-Baathist" because I didn't support kicking them
out of power (actually, I did, just not in exactly the way Bush
went about it, but I imagine you're not big on nuance).
Now, I see that opposition to working with Baathists counts as
being against democracy and freedom.
I suppose this space is as good as any for you all to start
apologizing to me.
Joe-
You're turning an unhealthy shade of blue. You need to stop holding
your breath.
Jennifer,
"Speaking of foolish consistency, consider this: this current
Islamic terrorism problem can in many ways be traced back to our
Cold War policies: if you call yourself anti-Communist we'll be
your friend, regardless of how monstrous you are! Thus we cozied up
to the Shah, armed Bin Laden, et cetera."
The problem goes back even further. The entire Cold War resulted
because we supported the Godless Communist Stalin in that little
dust up he had with that German fellow. Why just think how much the
world would be better today if we had just stayed out of it.
You know, it's almost as if real world decision makers are often
forced to decide between bad and worse. It's almost as if we must
often choose between a big problem and slightly smaller one. It
almost as if we traded Nazis for Communist, and then Communist for
Islamist with each trade the problem getting a little bit
smaller.
Nah, couldn't be that.
Speaking of foolish consistency, consider this: this current
Islamic terrorism problem can in many ways be traced back to our
Cold War policies: if you call yourself anti-Communist we'll be
your friend, regardless of how monstrous you are!
For the simple, utilitarian reason that there has never been, nor
is there likely to ever be, anything more monstrous or murderous
than Communism. A person who murders thousands and enslaves
millions is preferable to a person who murders tens of millions and
enslaves hundreds of millions.
Thus we cozied up to the Shah, armed Bin Laden, et
cetera
The USSR killed more people during the average week of its
existance than bin Laden has killed in the past decade. Communism
was, as threats go, orders of magnitude greater than terrorism was.
The terror threat we face today is trivial compared to the threat
we faced during the Cold War.
Allying with Islamists against the Soviet Union was not a mistake;
failing to deal decisively with Islamic fascism *after* the Cold
War was over was the mistake.
Dan and Shannon,
It started with Lincoln. If he had let the Confederacy go
peacefully, Woodrow Wilson wouldn't have become U.S. President.
Wilson could not have intervened in WWI (Unless he became CSA
President and did it, but the CSA would most likely not have had
the power of a united USA.). There would have been no oppressive
treaty giving rise to Hitler. Without a Hitler, no WWII. Without a
WWII, less excuse for Roosevelt to help his buddy Joe S. out.
Weaker USSR = no Afghanistan invasion. No Afghanistan invasion by
USSR = no US support for the mujahedeen. Blah, blah. So, I guess
you can still blame a Republican for the current situation.
Actually, I think our Communist problem stemmed from the fact
that we didn't take advantage of the three-year period after World
War Two and before Stalin got The Bomb. But the idea of trading
threats downward does have merit. So I will rephrase my question:
What poisonous plant that is still better than Islamic fascism will
grow fifty years down the road, thanks to the evil guys we're
getting cozy with now?
Seriously, though, if it's okay for us to get cozy with murderers
so long as our bigger political goals are therefore reached, why is
it not acceptable for our enemies to do the same? Like the Sunnis
and the Shiites, who both consider the other evil but are willing
to hold their noses and stick together if by doing so they can also
stick it to us.
Anyway, my point about the occupation forces using former Nazis as policemen would be: Look at those Germans now. Facist lackeys in lock step with every imperialistic move we make.
KentInDC,
I thought the U.S. participation in WWI was minimal, at most, with
its main purpose being to convince the Germans that there was a
whole new group of bodies coming into the war of attrition. If the
Allies had been able to win WWI without American help, it seems to
me that Clemenceau would have been just as oppressive as he was,
and we would have had very few changes. My knowledge of that time
is quite limited, however, and I could be completely wrong.
I believe the post 911 US policy goal is to try and replace totalitarian governments with democratic ones, no more he is an SOB but at least he is our SOB. Who knows if it will work but it is a fundamental policy shift that has not gotten the attention it deserves.
Seriously, though, if it's okay for us to get cozy with
murderers so long as our bigger political goals are therefore
reached, why is it not acceptable for our enemies to do the
same?
It is "okay" and "acceptable" to "get cozy" with murderers when the
alternative is losing a war to much greater murderers; this was the
situation we faced during the Cold War, the current war, and
arguably World War II as well. Saying we do it for "bigger
political goals" is misleading, and makes it sound like we're Best
Buddies with Mass Murderers in order Increase Funding for Our
Schools. We're making necessary alliances because we don't want to
die. That's a "political goal" in the sense that "not getting raped
to death in a dark alley" is a "lifestyle choice".
It is "okay" and "acceptable" to not be murdered or enslaved by
Nazis, Communists, or Islamic fascists; it is "okay" and
"acceptable" for the world to not be taken over by totalitarian
systems of government. Now, is it also "acceptable" for Islamic
fascists and genocidal Communists to seek allies? In a juvenile
"let's play fair now" touch-football sense, sure. But this isn't a
kids' game, and neither was the Cold War. It is not, in point of
fact, even "acceptable" that these people remain alive and free to
act on their beliefs. Their death or surrender is what is
"acceptable".
Dan-
I'm actually not talking about teaming up with Stalin to fight
Hitler; that clearly was a necessity. But I would like to know how
our supporting the death squads in El Salvador kept us safe from
Communism. (Hint: trick question.)
If Jimmie Karter had responded appropriately to the hostage
taking there might have been no 9/11 or any other assaults on U.S.
interests. Jimmie told the Islamics that we could be had, so they
had us.
joe/Jenn they have medication for your condition[s] now. Please go
back to group.
I was wondering how long it would take for the inevitable insanity references to arise. It's like discussing gay marriage with Santorum fans--you KNOW someone will equate gays with bestiality; it's just a matter of when.
Jennifer,
Some day you will realize that gay marriage really DOES lead to
bestiality. There was a time when I was living with another man,
and that inevitably led me in a downward spiral toward bestiality.
It wasn't until I got herpes from my dog that I finally quit and
became straight.
Some day, your dangerously open mind may cause you to have sex with
a woman. And from there, well, you'll be on a very slippery slope
that will inexorably lead you to have sex with your dog. Trust
me.
Well, Christ, Senator, if you'd just explained it like that before I wouldn't have been so quick to insult you. It all makes so much sense now: gay people want to fuck animals, and anyone who opposes political deals with the devil is insane. (Speaking of which, I read a fun article in the Washington Post. Did you know our new friends in Uzbekistan have been known to boil people alive? Fortunately, they don't say "Allah Akbar" while they do it.)
Senator-
I just read your Website and I have seen the light. (I never knew
what your last name meant before!) That's why I have decided to
follow the advice of the following article, and "Build a Better
Tomorrow by Hating Homos Today."
http://www.baddaystudio.com/evilbuildabetter.html
I'm actually not talking about teaming up with Stalin to
fight Hitler; that clearly was a necessity.
Why? The Soviets were already at war with Germany; we had no reason
to ally with them, or support them. Why not let them tear each
other to pieces?
I'm sorry, but there's just no escaping the fact that we helped the
Soviet Union survive World War II. That is arguably the worst thing
the United States has ever done -- even counting slavery and the
"Indian Wars".
But I would like to know how our supporting the death squads in
El Salvador kept us safe from Communism.
Our support for anti-communist regimes in Central and South America
restricted the spread of communist governments in that area. We had
experimented with the "hands off" strategy in southeast Asia during
the years following our abandonment of Vietnam; the result was the
mass butchery of millions of Vietnamese, Cambodians, et al, the
creation of millions of refugees, and the formation of numerous
anti-American regimes in the area. The United States government
made a rational calculation that allowing some right-wing thug to
kill a few thousand innocent (and not-so-innocent) people was
preferable to a repeat of those events in our own backyard.
The problem with that theory, Dan, is that the Salvadoran,
Hondoran, and Guatemalen anti-communists we supported were vastly
greater butchers than their enemies.
You have no evidence for that belief, since the communists never
gained the power there that they gained in Asia and Eastern Europe.
Obviously the anti-Communists killed more people; they held power.
The question is: how many would the communists have killed?
Look at Cuba, as a case in point: Batista killed hundreds of rebels
and "suspected rebels". Castro killed seventy-five thousand
"counter-revolutionaries" and permanently impoverished millions of
others -- and, of course, implemented far greater restrictions on
human rights, and nearly precipitated nuclear war. If you said, in
1958, "Batista is a greater butcher than Castro" -- but you would
have been correct only inasmuch as Castro hadn't had the
opportunities Batista had.
Assuming every leftist regime is the Khmer Rouge is as silly as
assuming every leftist regime is the Paris Commune
Communist regimes were considerably more likely to be genocidal
than they were to be intellectual, joe; there were numerous
instances of the former, and none of the latter. Furthermore, the
options weren't "genocidal maniacs" and "ineffectual French
intellectuals"; the options were "genocidal maniacs allied with the
USSR and/or Red China" and "authoritarian allies of the USSR and/or
Red China who only engage in the occasional murderous purge". One
hundred percent of communist countries fell between those two
extremes, and neither was at all acceptable to the free
world.
I am not defending everything we did in Central and South America.
But the simple truth of the matter is that communist Latin American
governments killed a larger percentage of their populations than
anti-communist Latin American nations did of theirs -- and, at a
world-wide scale, communist regimes killed one or two orders of
magnitude more people than we and our allies did.
Anyway, the justification for supporting those butchers was
not some tortured humanitarian argument, but part of the rollback
strategy.
Heh! Pretty serious fuck-up on your part there, joe. "Rollback" was
the process of converting communist regimes to non-Communist ones
-- our support of the contras and the Afghan rebels was part of
this.
"Containment" was the strategy of doing what it took to prevent any
new countries from becoming Communist. It was as part of THIS
strategy -- which you credit with winning the cold war -- that we
supported the anti-communist regimes of Central and South
America.
Just as Reagan was ready to ramp up rollback, containment
finally worked. Funny.
But perhaps not as funny as the fact that you're praising the very
strategy that led us to "cozy up" to the "butchers" of El Salvador
and Guatemala.
Or, for that matter, as funny as the fact that it was only
anti-communists and members of the political right who supported
either containment or rollback. The left (save for the tiny number
of anti-communist liberals remaining by the 1980s -- most had been
chased away, to the neo-con camp) favored strategies ranging from
"let the chips fall where they may" to "communism is good, and
should win". The notion that we should prop up anti-Communist
regimes around the world, regardless of their nature, wasn't
favored on the left. :)
"Our support for anti-communist regimes in Central and South
America restricted the spread of communist governments in that
area."
Mmm. You need to bone up on current events in South America.
Shawn,
Actually, I think we were making the same point and, by the way, I
am no expert in that era (or any other era), either. The US wasn't
the one insisting on harsh terms at the end of WWI. US intervention
just put the pressure on the Germans to agree to the terms. I may
be wrong, but I think that Churchill was of the opinion that the
Union winning the American Civil War indirectly led to WWII because
he believed that a smaller US would have been less likely to have
gotten involved in WWI and certainly less likely to have tipped the
balance if it did get involved.
A marvelous flight of fancy, Dan. Back on earth...
"You have no evidence for that belief, since the communists never
gained the power there that they gained in Asia and Eastern
Europe." Taking the Sandinistas and Castro as examples, Latin
American communism was much less abusive than Latin American
fascism. The scale of the atrocities committed by American allies
in Latin America dwarfs those carried out by the communist regimes
that came to power in Nicaragua and Cuba - which is a pretty
damning statement for El Salvador, Hondorus and Guatemala.
"...communist Latin American governments killed a larger percentage
of their populations than anti-communist Latin American nations did
of theirs" is cute, because it lumps in democratic governments like
Costa Rica and elected governments in South America in with the
military dictatorships and Nazi sympathizers, in order to make the
latter look better. The statement "fascist Latin American
governments killed a greater percentage of their populations than
anti-fascist governments" is equally true, and equally pointless.
Similarly, "we and our allies" lets off Suharto and Pinochet by
lumping them in with Portugal and Italy.
Fuck up yourself. Your definition of containment leaves out the
most important part - leaning on the Warsaw Pact countries, so
they'd eventually collapse. Containment was never devised as a
permanent holding effort, but as a strategy for winning, using the
economy and politics as weapons. Berlin Wall speech? Solidarity?
Lines in supermarkets? Arms treaties? Military spending? Is any of
this ringing any bells?
The Soviet Union most assuredly did not collapse because of what
happened in Nicaragua, but what happened in Eastern Europe. The nun
rapists your side send American money did nothing for the cause of
anticommunism than dirty its hands and ruin its reputation. The
moldy justification you offer for our government's crimes in Latin
America, that they furthered the great cause of bringing down
communism, is as unconvincing as it is immoral.
The problem with that theory, Dan, is that the Salvadoran,
Hondoran, and Guatemalen anti-communists we supported were vastly
greater butchers than their enemies.
Assuming every leftist regime is the Khmer Rouge is as silly as
assuming every leftist regime is the Paris Commune.
Anyway, the justification for supporting those butchers was not
some tortured humanitarian argument, but part of the rollback
strategy. Which proved to be moot, since the Soviet Empire
collapsed from the inside out (in places like Moscow, Berlin, and
Gdansk), not the outside in. Just as Reagan was ready to ramp up
rollback, containment finally worked. Funny.
Jennifer-
Well, at least they didn't suggest that you have PMS, or any other
sexist/patronizing remark.
On this forum that counts as progress and civility!
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