Dreaming of Something 12 Inches Long

Tim Cavanaugh | April 1, 2004

New at Reason: Take that 1982 Boba Fett out of its plastic wrap. There's now an action figure for every one of your moods. Whether your "bag" is Saddam in a tutu or Ann Coulter with kung fu grip, Charles Paul Freund has your doll.

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|4.1.04 @ 1:02AM|#

Those 12 inch Star Wars figures are highly valued.

All of them bring several hundred out of box in good condition. In box brings even more.

IG-88 mint in box can bring close to 1,000 dollars.

Mo|4.1.04 @ 1:02AM|#

What, no talking Al Gore doll? "You are listening to me talk."

Talking Al Gore doll|4.1.04 @ 1:06AM|#

"You are hearing me talk"

|4.1.04 @ 1:06AM|#

Maybe I'll get a Coulter and a Franken to make photographs of them "coming to terms".

Really, I'm holding out for the AC with "realistic parts".

|4.1.04 @ 1:14AM|#

I want the Jan-Jack doll that drops her top after being bitchslapped by A.Powell.

|4.1.04 @ 1:56AM|#

I like to pick up discarded action figures at yard sales and use 'em for target practice. Its especially fun if ya tape 'em to a can of strawberry soda pop. mmmm. expendo-bots.

|4.1.04 @ 2:11AM|#

I use the homeless.

|4.1.04 @ 2:49AM|#

Really, I'm holding out for the AC with "realistic parts".

Like that Adam's apple?

|4.1.04 @ 3:53AM|#

Good one Julian! :-)

|4.1.04 @ 3:55AM|#

Good one Julian! :-)

|4.1.04 @ 6:39AM|#

Sure, I'll take the adam's apple if it is included. I prefer manly women to girly men. Maybe AC is my ideal blending of the two?

Kevin Carson|4.1.04 @ 8:39AM|#

Mark Fox,

As far as I know, she's had the hormone therapy, but she hasn't gone under the knife yet.

|4.1.04 @ 12:20PM|#

I'm still waiting for the lifesize Britney Spears doll
with the Kung Fu grip, dontcha know.

Oops, I did it again...

Kevin Carson|4.1.04 @ 12:24PM|#

I dream of a Genie
With a six foot weenie,
He gave it to the lady next door.

She thought it was a snake,
So she hit it with a rake,
And now it's 5 ft 4!

|4.1.04 @ 12:53PM|#

Those 12 inch Star wars figures are highly valued.

All of them bring a few hundred loose, and several hundred in box.

IG-88 mint in box can bring around 800 dollars.

|4.1.04 @ 12:54PM|#

Those 12 inch Star Wars figures are highly valued.

All of them bring several hundred out of box in good condition. In box brings even more.

IG-88 mint in box can bring close to 1,000 dollars.

|4.2.04 @ 1:45AM|#

When the surgery is finished, I'll take him to San Francisco for an illegal wedding. No law is going to keep me from marrying the former-woman I love!

|4.3.04 @ 2:20AM|#

What a queer title!