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Could an entire subgenre be in the making, like blonde jokes or something?
Q: How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two -- one to change it while the other apologizes for the recent lack of illumination and explains that they've been really busy lately.
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Lefty|8.27.03 @ 2:19AM|#
Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
Chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap.
|8.27.03 @ 4:21AM|#
how many guitarists to change a lightbulb?
a lot - one to change it, the rest to say, "i could have done that."
A. Larius|8.27.03 @ 4:35AM|#
A lightbulb, a priest, a nun, a blonde, a rabbi, a lawyer, and a doctor walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "Hey! What is this? A joke?"
Andy|8.27.03 @ 4:38AM|#
I liked one of Ted's... How many capitalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The invisible hand will do it.
and I like this one:
How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish.
On a related topic, what's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb (from "My Blue Heaven")
Andy
Douglas Fletcher|8.27.03 @ 4:43AM|#
We ache for Lenny Bruce and Paul Krassner, and we get...
the boss|8.27.03 @ 5:23AM|#
OK, BACK TO WORK!
(And wipe that grin off your face.)
Kevin Carson|8.27.03 @ 7:12AM|#
You know how many Vietnam vets it takes to screw in a lightbulb? You don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW? You know WHY you don't know?
[leans over and grips your shoulder] Cause you weren't THERE, man!!
Kevin Carson|8.27.03 @ 9:20AM|#
A. Larius,
And at these prices, you won't see many more, either.
Rex Stetson|8.27.03 @ 10:43AM|#
Slightly off topic, but the funniest "light bulb" joke I've heard:
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny.
Chris Puzak|8.27.03 @ 11:06AM|#
This is my favorite lightbulb joke:
http://maxpower.nu/archives/2003_01.html#001889
fyodor|8.27.03 @ 11:17AM|#
I thought it would take another 57 to argue about it!
darksyde|8.27.03 @ 11:22AM|#
Some of these made me laugh...it could be a trend...
|8.27.03 @ 11:30AM|#
"Could an entire subgenre be in the making, like blonde jokes or something?"
If so, the opening "joke" has gone a long way toward nipping it in the bud.
|8.27.03 @ 11:49AM|#
Why did the blogger fisk the road?
Ted Barlow|8.27.03 @ 12:01PM|#
Not to toot my own horn or anything, but there are quite a few lightbulb jokes over here.
|8.28.03 @ 8:45AM|#
Stop it stop it stop it! Now it's just gotten silly!
maizzy|8.28.03 @ 11:35AM|#
funny, some what, 'k! going now!
bloggerrabbit|9.5.03 @ 5:45AM|#
Q: How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer is three. One to change the light bulb. One to remark how much brighter the room is now that there is a new light bulb and a third one to say Indeed.