Julian Sanchez | June 13, 2003
I think I'm starting to understand how Andrew Sullivan felt about Howell Raines. Via Gene Healy, I learn that two barbers in the Bronx, eager to comply with Nurse Bloomberg's directives, stepped outside their own barbershop to have a smoke. They were promptly ticketed for loitering.
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The Lonewacko Blog|6.13.03 @ 3:58AM|#
Your search - "matron bloomberg" - did not match any documents.
Or, is that too low?
Warren|6.13.03 @ 4:06AM|#
TLB,
Try "nanny bloomberg".
|6.13.03 @ 5:50AM|#
Warren! LOL. (I'm still rolling on the floor.) That was great!
Pianist|6.13.03 @ 6:00AM|#
Before you know it, smokin' New Yorkers are going to be forced to wear white armbands with the Star of D... (excuse me) with the Joe Camel symbol emblazoned on it. They'll, of course, will have to create such armbands themselves -- to exact specifications dictated by Fuhrer Bloominidiot.
Any smokin' New Yorker caught without his Joe Camel or Marlboro armband, will be subject to searches, various abuses, and will be forced off the sidewalk and ordered to walk in the gutter.
Barbers and similar shop owners will no longer be allowed to practice their trade, will not be allowed to date or marry members of the blonde, blue-eyed race, and soon will be carted off in cattle cars anyway.
Your papers please!
Hank Reardon|6.15.03 @ 1:34AM|#
Try "Wet Nurse" Bloomberg...
Ken|6.15.03 @ 9:04AM|#
Laws against everything and arbitrary enforcement - it's the American way!