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2. Phevos and Athena, mascots of the 2004 Athens Games.
The Greeks may not know how to balance a checkbook or work past the age of 50, but they do know tragedy. And that's pretty much what they dished up with Phevos and Athena, the most disturbing brother-sister act since The Carpenters. Named for the gods Apollo and Athena, these funnel-shaped, stoma-rocking blobs were anything but divine. Even the usually unflappable Bob Costas was unnerved, denouncing the pair as "a genetic experiment gone horribly, ghastly wrong."
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