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3. It Is What It Is Bracelet
The unofficial slogan of weary post-9/11 survivors, the phrase "it is what it is" will keep an incumbent fighting a tough re-election fight grounded. As the makers suggest, this ambisexual piece of jewelry screams, "Leave the drama to your mama and accept life as it is; from here on forward, it's all up to you."
It features an adjustable band and can easily be re-gifted to former Obama aides, allies, and senatorial colleagues who have recently become just too busy to attend the Democratic National Convention. Only $19.95!
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