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Under President Obama: Julia is ready to start college at a four-year state school, which now costs $55,000 a year thanks to persistent tuition inflation fueled by massively expanded student loans and other grants. She wants to see a doctor to get free birth control but an intense physician shortage caused by universal coverage mandates means she relies on coitus interruptus.
Under Mitt Romney: College is for billionaires only and sex is banned.
Next: What goes around comes around, usually in the form of lower economic growth...