Friday Funnies

The future of airport security

Henry Payne | January 8, 2010

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Suki|1.8.10 @ 7:04AM|#

Good Morning reason!

Cartoon grade: yawn

brotherben|1.8.10 @ 7:05AM|#

If he had left the breastesses visible, it may have been interesting at least.

|1.8.10 @ 1:41PM|#

Breastesses?

HeadTater|1.8.10 @ 1:48PM|#

Boobies, tits...

You know, those awesome lady lumps.

Kyle Jordan|1.8.10 @ 7:07AM|#

C for humor, A for truth.

Fist of Etiquette|1.8.10 @ 7:33AM|#

They all look French.

Um|1.8.10 @ 7:35AM|#

The caption is superfluous and diminishes the whole.

|1.8.10 @ 8:39AM|#

Yeah, and it also wasn't needed.

Paul|1.8.10 @ 3:57PM|#

Not only that, they could have removed it altogether.

Spencer|1.9.10 @ 5:15PM|#

i agree shallow and pedantic

Warty|1.8.10 @ 7:37AM|#

D++.

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|1.8.10 @ 7:57AM|#

Maybe there's something to be found by turning the "s" in TSA into an ampersand...

Funny is hard.

|1.8.10 @ 8:49AM|#

"A hard man is funny to find."

Death Panelist|1.8.10 @ 8:51AM|#

...at the airport.

|1.8.10 @ 8:09AM|#

False dilemma. The future is that we'll have to remove all clothing AND have our privates groped. On the other hand "Sorry, attractive lady with big boobs and trimmed bush, I'm only doing my job", sounds like something I would like to say a lot, so maybe I'll apply for a job now, before the rush sets on.

|1.8.10 @ 8:14AM|#

Except 99.9% of passengers look like Dave Attell and Female Dave Attell.

Fist of Etiquette|1.8.10 @ 9:07AM|#

More often you would find yourself saying, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but you're going to have to lift every fold and roll..."

brotherben|1.8.10 @ 9:14AM|#

Dammit man! I'm tryin ta eat here.

|1.8.10 @ 8:42AM|#

When I suggest my/our great grandparents would have tarred and feathered polititions for suggesting they need to strip down to their skin in order to get on a train or a boat, I get blank dull stares in response... we're fucked

|1.8.10 @ 8:51AM|#

Payne is like a political Marmaduke cartoon: huge, red, and about as funny as late Garfield runs. Maybe he could include something about lasagna and Mondays. And Jon! Jon's always hilarious, right?

|1.8.10 @ 8:57AM|#

how come the swarthy dude is all sveltde and the white dude is a fatty... rascist

The Art-P.O.G.|1.8.10 @ 9:02AM|#

Sadly, I must concur with the Episiarch.

|1.8.10 @ 9:08AM|#

I HATE ~~MONDAYS~~ FRIDAY FUNNIES

There's nothing sad about agreeing with me, dude. It just puts you on the winning team.

|1.8.10 @ 9:11AM|#

Bring on the monkeys!

|1.8.10 @ 9:32AM|#

Not funny
Not poignant
Middling artwork

Grade D+

Kevin|1.8.10 @ 9:37AM|#

I think a good Friday Funny could show a guy with a lit stick of dynamite sticking out of his pants, with some sort of caption like, "I'm not a terrorist, I'm just really happy to see you."

kinnath|1.8.10 @ 9:37AM|#

Picke any xkcd at random, and it will be funnier and more relevant that any friday funny published by Reason.

|1.8.10 @ 9:53AM|#

Caption: "Strip 'em naked, and after 20 jumping jacks, you'll know if they're clean or not."

TSA power struggle|1.8.10 @ 9:57AM|#

"Okay, Jim, you get to search Naked Michael Moore."

"No, YOU do it!"

|1.8.10 @ 10:08AM|#

Wow, the Friday Funnies just keep on getting funnier by the day! LOL

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Approval from the anonymity bot has to be the most devastating insult of all.

judge #1|1.8.10 @ 12:12PM|#

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Butts Wagner|1.8.10 @ 12:59PM|#

It's called sarcasm! LOL!

Hobo Chang Ba|1.8.10 @ 11:51AM|#

"No covering that up, maam. You might be hiding a bomb in there."

|1.8.10 @ 12:54PM|#

Put your penis through the scanner, when it exits you'll find it tanner.

|1.8.10 @ 4:32PM|#

Judges?! COME ON!!

One who doesn't mind nudity|1.8.10 @ 1:41PM|#

Couldn't this be a solution for some of us? How about, if you strip you can get on the plan faster, or maybe one of the airlines could offer completely terrorist free "nudist-only" flights. There is probably a market there.

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Ernie the Bear|1.9.10 @ 12:09AM|#

I can't afford to fly very often, but I would still like to be able to go down to the airport once a week and force some TSA asshole to look at a scan of my wiener. Five dollars seems like a fair price.

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My only point is that if you take the Bible straight, as I'm sure many of Reasons readers do, you will see a lot of the Old Testament stuff as absolutely insane. Even some cursory knowledge of Hebrew and doing some mathematics and logic will tell you that you really won't get the full deal by just doing regular skill english reading for those books. In other words, there's more to the books of the Bible than most will ever grasp. I'm not concerned that Mr. Crumb will go to hell or anything crazy like that! It's just that he, like many types of religionists, seems to take it literally, take it straight...the Bible's books were not written by straight laced divinity students in 3 piece suits who white wash religious beliefs as if God made them with clothes on...the Bible's books were written by people with very different mindsets...

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