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|8.8.08 @ 7:51AM|#
Does anyone have a link to the last funny Friday funny?
Episiarch|8.8.08 @ 8:43AM|#
How utterly weak.
|8.8.08 @ 8:51AM|#
Taxicab Passenger: (dejected) I draw political cartoons, but I can't sell them.
Judd Hirsch as Alex Rieger driving cab: (thinking he may have someone to give his donation to) I love political cartoons, can I see one? (pulls his cab over)
(Passenger hands over portfolio)
Hirsch: Ok... let's see... It's Uncle Sam and the Russian Bear...
Passenger: ...and??
Hirsch: ...and... they're looking at each other...
Passenger: ...and??
Hirsch: ...a... they're angry...
Passenger: ...AND??!!??
Hirsch: ...so... you're saying the US and Russia don't like each other?
Passenger: (grabs back portfolio) There! Was *that* so hard?!?
Hirsch: (drives away, knowing he won't be giving his donation to this guy)
Nigel Watt|8.8.08 @ 9:01AM|#
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|8.8.08 @ 9:04AM|#
Who is signing all this girlie man legislation?
|8.8.08 @ 10:09AM|#
Rename "Friday Funnies" contest...
How about: "Friday's obvious observation, illustrated"
|8.8.08 @ 10:15AM|#
I don't get that kind of subtle humor.
|8.8.08 @ 10:21AM|#
Two elephants were setting in a bathtub, and the first elephant said "Can you please pass the soap?"
...
Johnny Nowhere|8.8.08 @ 10:40AM|#
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Mr. Foghorn Leghorn:
Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.
|8.8.08 @ 11:05AM|#
...and the second elephant said, "No soap, radio!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!11!!!eleven!!!
Colin|8.8.08 @ 11:51AM|#
Here's a better cartoon:
http://www.caglepost.com/cartoon/Riber+Hansson/54010/Muzzled+Chinese+Prisoner.html
|8.8.08 @ 12:56PM|#
If you put a duck in a joke, it becomes 15% funnier. It's true. For example, "Why did the duck cross the road?" or "This duck walks into a bar..."
|8.8.08 @ 1:01PM|#
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck says, "Can you please pass the soap?" And the second duck says, "No soap, radio!!!"
I dunno, I think elephants are funnier.
|8.8.08 @ 1:29PM|#
What did the snail say when he climbed on the turtle's back?
|8.8.08 @ 1:30PM|#
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Regis Carnifex|8.8.08 @ 1:41PM|#
What time is it when it's time to go to the dentist?
Regis Carnifex|8.8.08 @ 1:41PM|#
Tooth-hurty!
|8.8.08 @ 2:52PM|#
Oh my god make it stop.
|8.8.08 @ 3:26PM|#
...what do you call your act?
"The Aristocrats!"
|8.8.08 @ 4:02PM|#
Back when Rocky was guv, we used to like to call New York "The Vampire State."
Kevin