Henry Payne | July 4, 2008

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Wow. Lately I'm beginning to think a broken clock is right more than twice a day. Payne has actually managed to be funny once again.
And spot on, as well. He perfectly caught the true
anti-industrial (anti-human) nature of the environmental
movement.
BTW, who are you Unter??
I'm a PhD student at Indiana University (yes, I know there's something hypocritical about being a libertarian at a state-run school). I'm originally from Alaska.
Great comic. Just imagine if all the research funds for global warming models went to solar energy research instead. Alas, it didn't, because environmentalists thought convincing the public they were right was more important than inventing a cost effective way to address their complaints.
Untermensch,
At the PhD level, every program is state funded one way or another.
Maybe the LP should hand out pamphlets at seminaries.
jtuf: would have been a drop in the bucket anyway. We're not at
the point with solar where we could start a Manhattan style
project. The best thing we can do is continue to fund material
science departments, and they are well funded, because they are
useful.
Someday we'll run everything on sun, air, and water. The best way
to get there is to drive through.
jtuf, the environmentalists worst nightmare is cheap, clean energy. The purpose of the movement isn't to save the planet, it is to keep the people from having the energy that allows us to be free.
Wow. That cartoon has all the bracing wit of a rubber crutch ON a submarine with screen doors.
What happens when the solar panels use up all of the sun's energy? Then what?!
If only there was a clean, relatively cheap source of energy derived from free neutrons striking other particles. That would kick ass and free us from dirty energy sources such as coal. But that's just a pipe dream.
jtuf, the environmentalists worst nightmare is cheap, clean energy. The purpose of the movement isn't to save the planet, it is to keep the people from having the energy that allows us to be free.
My decoder ring must be broken because I don't see a secret agenda/conspiracy in everybody's actions/doctrine.
Episiarch,
Nuclear power? Tsk, tsk. You should know better than to even bring
it up. Wouldn't be surprised if you are now on the
enviromentalist's extermination list.
If only there was a clean, relatively cheap source of energy
derived from free neutrons striking other particles.
It ain't cheap.
And you know what happens when you try to do it on the cheap?
Boom,
Head Shot.
Art-P.O.G:
My decoder ring must be broken because I don't see a secret
agenda/conspiracy in everybody's actions/doctrine.
DRINK!
Untermensch:
Payne has actually managed to be funny once again.
Did we read a different comic?
SWDWtLHJ, was it the decoder ring or conspiracy reference? (I can't keep up on all these newfangled rules)
It ain't cheap.
http://www.nucleartourist.com/basics/costs.htm
Comparable to coal without externalities. Oh, wait--
I once saw Al Gore at a gas station in Bethesda when he was
still a junior Senator. I flipped him the bird.*
I wonder if that was the beginning of his environmental
consciousness.
* actually I didn't flip him the bird
APOG: My decoder ring must be broken because I don't see a
secret agenda/conspiracy in everybody's
actions/doctrine.
You really shouldn't need a decoder ring for this. I've known a lot
of the most important figures in the environmental movement since
it's inception and I happen to believe that a lot of them are
primarily motivated by agendas that they don't disclose
directly.
But it's cool with me as long as you refrain, in the future, from
making arguments suggesting that the drug warriors, BushCo, the
telcos, Mississippi's patholgists, trial lawyers, corporate
lawyers, KKK members, Stalinists, Maoists, Nazis, SLA members,
etc., might sometimes hold views colored by their beliefs. After
all, I'd need a lot of decoder rings to sort that out.
Every once in a while, I see something like this cartoon and
thread, like something from another planet, and it reminds me why I
come here:
to point and yell "Ha ha!" at the freaks.
Ha ha, freaks!
You know, this was almost close to being funny, which makes it
an improvement over 95% of the comics here.
Still crappy though
APOG: Nice. I think you get extra credit for this
one.
Cool. I always was a bit of a brown-noser. It's good to be APOG
approved.
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