Henry Payne | April 4, 2008

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Funny idea, poor execution.
Either that or the Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich routine has
drained me of my sense of humor.
Of course, Spitzer is already employed, if THIS SOURCE from the beloved, feared URKOBOLD is to be believed. And I'm gonna believe, lest my taint get withered. (it's called URKOBOLD Wager)
Not bad. I like the caricature of Spitzer. Reminds me of the cartoonists that hang out in the piazzas in Rome who you could pay a few thousand lira to for a caricature of yourself.
The caption actually diminishes the effect.
You know I initially agree, but I must to change my opinion on
this.
Based on the 5 minutes or so of "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader"
I caught yesterday while fixing the cable box, I have come to this
conclusion:
The average American really needs it spelled out for them. Like,
really.
5th Graders are Americans, too!
Really? If they were Americans, wouldn't they have civil rights and
stuff, like the grownups?
Oh. Wait...
Nevermind.
Not bad, but yes, URKOBOLD already published the definitive piece of Spitzer humor.
We ran a poll for our millions of readers, asking them to select a future gig for Spitzer. While a few hardy souls selected "Run for President", Whore Critic for The New York Times got six times as many votes. It's a natural, and I think he's damned good at it.
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