Who's Getting Your Vote?

Reason's revealing presidential poll.

From the November 2004 issue

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2004 vote: Kerry. He's knowledgeable enough and appears to do well in crunches. He has the skills and connections to begin to undo the damage of the Bush years. He's highly ambitious, which is fine with me. And he personally killed a man who was trying to kill him and his crew. You could also say he personally attacked a government that was trying to kill his generation. Those actions take sand. Too bad they won't come up in the debates.

2000 vote: Al Gore.

Most embarrassing vote: Lyndon Johnson.

Favorite president: Theodore Roosevelt for a fine blend of intellect and zzzzzest, tied with Bill Clinton for the same reasons.

Drew Carey

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2004 vote: Quit pretending that it matters, would you? Can you vote for all the nefarious cabals that really run the world? No. So fuck it.

2000 vote: I voted Libertarian, for all the good it did me.

Most embarrassing vote: Is it considered embarrassing to cast a vote out of principle for someone you know doesn't have a snowball's chance of winning? Oh, OK. Then they're all embarrassing.

Favorite president: Andrew Jackson, because he's what a lap dance costs (and because, ironically, he opposed having a National Bank).

Tim Cavanaugh

Cavanaugh is Reason's Web editor.

2004 vote: Michael Badnarik, because he's Not Bush either.

2000 vote: Ralph Nader.

Most embarrassing vote: Dukakis in 1988. I thought he looked cool in that tank!