DOA PDBs

What else did the President know?

Tim Cavanaugh | April 15, 2004

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January 16, 2004

Halftime show watchers, fans, music mavens indicate display of unpermitted boob could be in the offing. An unwarranted flash by ***** ******* may result if brassierial technology is not optimized, experts say. "She could operate some kind of secret wonderbra panel, and possibly a dozen people around the country could be offended," says Special Agent Giardelli. "This could be enough to give the AG gallstones."

Dems Brace for Late Kucinich Surge

February 25, 2004

Don't count out the Ohio plugger, primary watchers warn. Focus on Kerry, Dean, etc. leaves the field open for Dennis the Menace. "This guy's a comer," says ****. "Mark my words: Kucinich will be surging in November."