Mickey Mouse Clubbed

Disney's cartoon rodent speaks out on the Eldred decision.

Jesse Walker from the April 2003 issue

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Reason: I've got responsibilities, Mick -- um, Bruce.

Mickey: God, you disgust me. I'm looking at another 20 years on the inside, and you can't throw one little pebble at the company that's keeping me out of the public domain?

At this point, three Disney bounty hunters entered the bar and seized Mickey. An intense struggle reportedly ensued, but our correspondent missed it, opting instead to crawl out the men's room window.