The Miami Dolphins cheerleaders entertained the troops. So did the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. We even sent over the Baltimore Ravens cheerleading team, which for some reason is co-ed. Hey, don't ask, don't tell.
Entertainment is everywhere, and it's getting mighty expensive. Soon after September 11, President George W. Bush, the nation's commander-in-chief, said we should get back to normal.
And we did. So move over Osama bin Laden. The title of craziest person in the world returns to Anne Heche.
Now, book her for the war.
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