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When Tools Are Outlawed
(12/12)
In the United Kingdom, it's already illegal to buy ammunition
without a firearms license. Now, the government is set to also make
it illegal to purchase bullet presses and other tools used to
make
ammunition without a license. The move was triggered by the
murder two years ago of a police officer by a gunman using homemade
bullets.
Good Deed Goes Unrewarded
(12/9)
Vicente Verez-Bencomo was slated to receive an award from the Tech
Museum of Innovation in San Jose, Calif., for his work in
developing a low-cost
vaccine for meningitis and pneumonia. He was also scheduled to
speak at a Society for Glycobiology meeting in Boston. But
Verez-Bencomo couldn't make the trip. The State Department said
giving him a visa would be "detrimental to the interests of United
States." The State Department refused to answer questions from the
Associated Press about why it didn't grant the visa. But the fact
that Verez-Bencomo is from Cuba may have something to do with
it.
Under the Gun (12/8)
Boston Mayor Thomas Menino says police may have to start randomly searching cars coming
into the state for weapons in order to reduce gun violence in his
city. "We have to spot-check the cars that come across state lines.
What's the mechanism? I'm not a public safety official but I think
we have to get these folks together," he said.
God Damn the Pusher Man
(12/7)
"You don't expect your daughter to go to school and come home with
drugs in her bag," said Amanda Butterfield. And you really don't
expect to find the police
put them there. But that's just what happened to the Wainfleet,
England, woman after her 10-year-old daughter Kia went to an
anti-drugs event organized by the school. Lincolnshire police hid
two bags of drugs in Kia's bag for a demonstration by a
drug-sniffing dog. But they recovered only one, leaving a bag of
amphetamines behind. The police promise it won't happen again. And
the head of the school says the incident should not "detract from
the drugs awareness message."
Police Protection (12/6)
Terrance Alexander has been suspended or reprimanded 13 times by
the
Atlanta Police Department since 2001for violating department
rules. The department fired him in May, after he pulled a woman
from her car, threw her to the ground, handcuffed and arrested her
for stopping too long at the airport while she was picking up her
78-year-old mother. Alexander was not assigned to the airport but
was working a second job directing traffic. The woman settled a
lawsuit against the police department for $350,000, but a civil
service board ordered the department to reinstate Alexander.
Nanny State (12/5)
You are never too young to learn government-mandated lessons. The
British Parliament is considering a bill that would establish a
national
curriculum for the first three years of a baby's life. All
childcare providers, including nannies and childminders, would be
required to teach the curriculum, which promises to produce
skillful communicators and "competent learners."
Blue Christmas (12/2)
Members of Falun Gong, a religious group, say Chinese authorities
have arrested more than 100,000 members of the movement and sent at
least 20,000 to labor camps. According to Chinese human rights
activists, members of unregistered religious groups who are
imprisoned are forced to make
Christmas lights that are sold for export.
Crash of the Titan (12/1)
The Federal Emergency Management Agency awarded Titan more than
$550,000 for equipment and work related to the
Hurricane Katrina relief effort. But some want to know how a
company that is facing two federal lawsuits in connection with
alleged abuse at Abu Ghraib and that recently paid $28,500 to
settle charges that it tried to bribe the president of Benin got
those contracts. Further, last year a federal inspector general's
report said the government overpaid $229 million for a contract
awarded to Titan because the company contracted out "substantially
all the work."
Don't Tell Andrew McCarthy
(11/30)
Police in the Iranian town Bojnourd have been cracking down on
lewdly
dressed mannequins. They've inspected 262 stores and seized 65
female mannequins that weren't properly veiled. Stores found to
have indecently dressed mannequins have been shut down for 10 to 90
days. The sweeps are part of a larger crackdown on "trouble makers"
that has led to the seizure of many "vulgar" CDs.
Tough Crowd (11/29)
Badr Zaman Badr and his brother Abdurrahim Muslim Dost spent three
years in
Guantanamo and other U.S. prisons after the fall of the
Taliban. Even after releasing the men, U.S. authorities still say
their imprisonment was justified. But the brothers say their only
crime was writing satires of the religious authorities that
governed Afghanistan. Shortly before U.S. forces attacked
Afghanistan, they say they were warned by Roh Ullah, the brother of
one mullah they had lampooned, to stop their attacks. Ten days
later, Pakistani intelligence seized them and later turned them
over to the U.S. The Ullah family denies any role in their seizure.
But Newsday reports Ullah has been accused of using contacts with
Pakistani intelligence to have several opponents seized. The
brothers say they were interrogated by U.S. officials hundreds of
times, and those officials seemed most interested in a satire they
wrote after Bill Clinton put a $5 million bounty on Osama Bin
Laden. Dost suggested Afghanistan retaliate by putting up 5 million
Afghanis—about $113—for the arrest of Clinton. He says the proposal
made fun of the poor state of the economy under the Taliban, but
Americans never got the joke.
Open Records (11/28)
Each November, Finland opens up tax
records from the previous year. Newspapers use the records to
put together lists of the highest-earning people in the country, as
well as those who escape taxes by living abroad. But that's just
the tip of the iceberg, according to Reuters, as "Finns indulge on
a massive scale in satisfying their curiosity about each other's
finances."
Elfish Motives (11/25)
The state of Connecticut wants to ban the sale of
Seriously Bad Elf beer. The British import's label features "a
mean-looking elf with a slingshot firing Christmas ornaments at
Santa's sleigh as it flies overhead," according to the Associated
Press. And state officials say the label might entice children to
drink. The state says it will also forbid the sale of Warm Welcome
Nut Brown ale because it features a picture of Santa Claus on the
label.
Targets of Opportunity
(11/24)
Tourists can rest easier. Dinosaur World and Weeki Wachee Springs
are just two of the Florida tourist attractions the federal
government wants to harden under a $90
million grant program. Meanwhile, Hillsborough County Chief Deputy
Jose Docobo says plenty of "truly critical" sites were left off
that list. "I hate to identify sites that weren't put on the list,
but they included major sporting venues, infrastructure sites
dealing with energy and transportation, true amusement centers with
large crowds. This problem exists locally and nationally," he told
local media.
Reckless Driving (11/23)
When the Olympics come to London, England, in 2012, members of the
"Olympic family," including athletes, government officials and
corporate sponsors, will have special traffic lanes set aside for
their use, which will be monitored by police and traffic cameras.
Ordinary
drivers will be herded into the remaining lanes, and those who
attempt to drive above their station will face £5,000 fines. That's
five times the maximum fine for most other traffic offenses and 33
times the fine for driving in a bus lane, according to The
Sunday Times of London.
An American Success (11/22)
An court in Afghanistan has sentenced Ali Mohaqiq Nasab, editor of
the magazine Women's Rights, to two-years in prison for
blasphemy. He got off lucky. The prosecutor charged him with
apostasy and demanded a death sentence. Ironically enough, Nasab
was prosecuted for two articles in one issue of his magazine that
claimed that apostasy in not a crime under Islamic law.
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